The Scum on top of the Scum

....are drivers who over/undertake you and then immediately stick their brakes on. Utter and complete fools that should be keel hauled, shot, hung and cremated.

Toy Packaging and Terrorists

Might i propose a new technique for interrogating terrorists:

Wake them up at the crack of sparrows, and give them a dozen "my littlest pet shops" to unpack and assemble. That'd sort the medieval fuckwits outs.

Scarborough Chavs

Walking along Scarborough front today i found it noteworthy the number of chavs i spotted wearing brands such as North Face and Berghaus. Decent replicas no doubt but somehow incongruous when worn with Playboy joggy bottoms (ala Whitney from Eastenders) equally so when worn by headstone toothed drug and booze addled blokes, stupid grins and sporting addidas tracksuits tucked into regulation white socks. Poor, deluded, useless wankers.

Me, the wife and kids often visit scarborough and stay over in a hotel for a bit of a treat. We once made the mistake of assuming that The Grand in Scarborough would perhaps go some way to living up to its name. Alas, no. Its an absolue shit hole that should be condemned. Our room was sup0posed to be a superior. Feck me, the fact that non if us caught "C Dificile" is still a mystery to me. It is literally like an old people's home and my kids were physically scared at breakfast when confronted by the rest of the octogenarian, farting, pissing, burping, murmering, shuffling guests. Avoid it at all costs, or book your parents in if you dont like them.

Other than that, Scarborough is a great place and has a brill surfing scene going on.